#all-hail-the-glow-cloud

I have an issue with this channel's purpose

we do not _acknowledge_ the dog park

I have committed a thought crime.

heaven forbid that’s what they look like

In the hands-on learning room, children will be able to make their _own_ moons out of styrofoam and aggressive propaganda.

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Jesse Fusselman

Fri, Aug 16, 2019, 10:42 AM

I am almost out of aggressive propaganda, can I please have some more?

until you realize, the briefcase, is _full. of. flies._

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Lauren Wilkins

Fri, Aug 16, 2019, 11:08 AM

I need flies that can retrieve mail and speak german.

Did you know there’s a faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home?

I'm just finding out now

some really should explain fridge organization to her

right? my fridge is _fine_. Also she needs to stop clogging my drains with organ meat. It’s gross.

I am sorry, I mostly just wanted to figure out how to get online. You mostly use chrome and never clear your cache and it was _so slow_

Maybe I should let her adopt one of Khoshekh’s kittens? Would she like that?

If only you could see the world as it _reaaly is_. It is *awful*. And on fire. _And_ beautiful.

#nophotosplease

Image from iOS

Khoshekh!

RIP Intern Jesús

oh no what episode are you on now?

33. That intern never came back from investigating the bottomless pit in the Intern Break Room

rip

aight you hella ahead of me now

Megan’s parents are trying to ask the Glow Cloud for a computing machine to help Megan at school, because she is an adult detached man’s hand and so cannot speak. Go join the rally during the PTA meeting today!

Our vague yet menacing government agency has launched a campaign to end your right to use public transportation due to health concerns. A representative reported to the local radio station that “riding the bus generates a hive mind among participants”. Additionally, the buses seem to have been taking on a queen bee role, as bus riders have been seen washing and caring for buses. The representative added: “Residents of Night Vale, please continue to use your government issued legs to get to your destinations. If your legs have been taken for tax purposes, send in a request form via telepathy to one of the helicopters above your home.”

As a public service announcement to all night vale residents, our beloved radio host, Cecil Palmer, will be performing live in the Egyptian Theater (which, as all attendees know, was built by aliens. Just as the pyramids were). The performance will be on November 2nd and does cost money. The theater does, however, accept 5 years servitude instead, if you cannot afford the $30 tickets.

okay but when

November 2

oh we got time

also please use your government issued eyes to read all future public service announcements or we’ll feed you to the librarians.

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Jesse Fusselman

Thu, Sep 12, 2019, 1:08 PM

I dont understand anything about this channel and I love it that way.

Lauren Wilkins

Thu, Sep 12, 2019, 1:24 PM

The vague yet menacing government agency appreciates your willing ignorance

_imaginary cornflakes_

_good for the soul_

ALL HAIL

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/welcome-to-night-vale-the-egyptian-theatre-tickets/9462135

Tickets for WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE - A SPY IN THE DESERT

Find tickets for Welcome To Night Vale showing at the The Egyptian Theatre - Boise, US Saturday Nov 2, 7:00PM Tickets starting at $29.50

_velvet darkness, silken night, the rough burlap of evening, the frayed cotton of daybreak_

WELCOME _to Nightvale_

_so, little ones: lower your standards, smother your dreams in carbon._