#memes

:point_up_2::skin-tone-2: I’m this guy

#TheFeelsFromThisMidwesternHomie

#HowIFeltWhenIMovedHere

(did you walk the trails in crocs with your barbies??)

#ExactlyYes

:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

A printout of a webpage, classic!

#GoingTheDistance

Fake it till you make it....she has a ways to go still

They probably recovered them but they were only worth $.30 each by that point.

Good read, hope none of these are real for the sake of humanity.

Yank train!

Oak nuggins!

:white_frowning_face:

All of these sound questionably suggestive.

Yank train!!!!!!!

I don’t get it

Do you watch Game of Thrones??

If you don't, you should!

Oh

but also … it’s a real thing that they could just bill us for what we owe, but big companies (_cough cough_) lobby against doing this because of the boatloads of money they make off tax season.

So i’m posting it here to be safer

:wink:

Nice

Who else wants to post it because everyone is just clicking :joy: and i’m like :yo: people

How the heck are corporations powerful enough to stop the government from improving its processes? :yikes: :heck:

dollarydoos

capitalism is your answer

:money_with_wings:

https://priceonomics.com/the-stanford-professor-who-fought-the-tax-lobby/ that’s the article my dad read. maybe I’ll just post it. Though it says Intuit very specifically. >ReadyReturn survived corporate lobbying for one reason: Joe Bankman decided to make easy tax filing his personal mission, and he spent $30,000 to hire a lobbyist to counter lobbying by Intuit, the maker of TurboTax software.

>According to the L.A. Times, Intuit spent $1.25 million on lobbyists and gave $2.12 million to 120 California politicians from 2005 to 2010. Bankman says Intuit’s influence was obvious. In one meeting, he says, the legislator told him, “I’ve been warned about you.”

Sorry this is no longer a meme. This is a rant :face_with_rolling_eyes: my taxes aren’t even that hard to do yet.

We shouldnt even need to do them though. I like your rant and completely agree.

I do think the position that Intuit has made (they also mention it in the podcast) does carry some weight. It is much easier for the government to change taxes without much oversight on behalf of the consumer.

That's not a good thing!!! We should know where our taxes are going easier.

Yeah, the Ready Return makes it easy to change without us knowing

Overkill

Killtacular

Killionaire

Killimanjaro

Generally speaking, adding "bags" to the end of any noun is the best way to address friends, comrades, coworkers, partners, significant others, family, etc

"What up cabbage bags!" "Hit this sweet dank, ya weed bag!" "Nice kicks, shoe bag!"

Go home Thor, you’re drunk!

So eloquently worded!

I vote for Jennifur!

Nope, you win, loop memes are the best. (I dont get them though :help:)

it’s the internet. what is there to understand.

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From the bottom of my heart, thank you for this @David Hartsough

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUoebdZqEHTygG_DML0kNfbjnkv-MLnwi

Lucidchart Explains the Internet - YouTube

Lucidchart is here to explain memes, pop culture, and anything else on the internet that's diagram-worthy. Buckle up for a wild ride through the universe of ...

there are 36 videos and _wow_ so good

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dirds

Dirds

Dirds, a portmanteau of “dog” and “birds,” is a photoshop meme in which faces of canines are superimposed over the trunks of birds to produce fake images of a hybrid between the two species, in a similar vein to other Photoshop-bred mythical creatures like Birds with Arms, Crocoducks and the Bearksharkotopus.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/birds-with-dog-heads-dirds_n_4324833

Dog Plus Bird Equals Dird

The photos you are about to see will amaze and enthrall you. No, they are not Photoshopped, and yes, they are 100% real. All facts about the dirds...

Bogs

Thanks I hate it

This IS that sonic trailer

Dude the trailer is ridiculous. I can't believe they thought that design was great... And then everybody was like.. "NOPE" So they're literally "going back to the drawing board" to redo his image

Thank goodness. He’s digital anyways, just use the actual video game design

Honestly, though, the person or team that originally put the design together probably feel like shit now. I agree it’s a terrible design, but everyone just immediately hated on it and that makes me feel bad? Sure, rejection is a thing in the art world, but people have been straight up cruel with this one.

(reason #31 why lauren doesn’t purse a creative career)

Fair. Internet is known for taking jokes too far

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/sanic-hegehog

Sanic Hegehog

Sanic, a deliberate misspelling of “Sonic”, refers to a series of fan artworks and game modifications featuring a poorly illustrated version of the video game character Sonic the Hedgehog. Sanic is commonly associated with another poorly-drawn illustration of Sonic titled “Gotta Go Fast”.

I mean, that really should be the first thing.

oh, no wonder I can’t keep a conversation going, my speech skill is devastatingly low.

Does this mean I also pay someone $500 to just magically be better at something?

That someone is me

I feel like … this is a scam

Curious if my charisma is either much higher or much lower than I assume it is

BUY BUY BUY

Booosted

http://Cheatcc.com|Cheatcc.com

Up down left right clap jump spin

Enable autosave

https://m.ign.com/wikis/the-game-of-life/Character_Builder

https://life.fandom.com/wiki/The_Game_of_Life

YouTube walkthroughs

Google "where to mine gold game of life"

Download the Canada DLC

Reserve the username "Sk8erBoi" ... and then "AvrilLavigneFan" for my alt account

Find the most efficient way to boost my stats

DEAD :joy:

:rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing: :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

Wow. Also deserves Xpost in #cats-worldwide

I gotta go to Texas now

YES Brooklyn 99 is the BEST

Agreed!!!

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oh jeez

wow

Too much?

oh gosh

Lolololol

:woman-facepalming::skin-tone-2::woman-facepalming::skin-tone-2::woman-facepalming::skin-tone-2::woman-facepalming::skin-tone-2:

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The internet demands much effort

ain't nobody got time for that

And then there was born far too many people like David Kasprák who live entirely for the internet

Thus the millennials were known and the internet's demands were appeased. Amen.

Bless praise be

I dont get it.

No worries, you will when you're older.

I've been following that comic since it got put on webtoon. So good!!

Annnd, time for a party!

this caused a very strange noise to come out of me. :joy:

That means I won today.

Wow look at that cat eating his veggies.

"It's a look."

Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?!?!

thanks jesse, I didn’t understand what was happening.

it’s more like DIDYOUPUTYRNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFRRRR

Ha, @Lauren Wilkins you're such a muggle lol.

LOL

freaking LOVE foxes

> "If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens."

me

same

Please tell me this was actually you

I wish it was, @David Hartsough.... I wish it was.

This makes me think of my FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME. Which is basically all about Nostalgia. Dandelion Wine. Ray Bradbury. This is his preface to the story, which is beautiful in itself. http://www.cmuleeper.com/@GENERAL%20RESOURCES/@RANDOM%20STUFF/@READINGS/Just%20This%20Side%20of%20Byzantium.pdf

Ray Bradbury is an excellent author. I haven't managed to read dandelion wine yet though

As long as you eat them with proper form you should be fine. Everyone knows sloppy croissant form leads to injury.

Don't want to hurt yourself out there

Whats an educated flea??

A PHFlea @Jesse Fusselman

How is this Laurens fault??

She asked me to host a takeover and then gave me grief for not posting enough memes

This is literally me

This one is me to a T

Same though

:joy::joy::joy:

bolas is definitely slang for balls and depending which spanish-speaking country you're in when you use it you can get in hella deepshit

_depending_ you gonna keep it a secret or am I gonn mess up when I’m in spain

Thank you for explaining your meme. Please go back and do thus for all previous memes. Thank please.

memesplainer

like mansplainig but somehow inexplicably worse

I mean

look at _him_

QUALITY _hiM_

saying "him" doesnt count as a meme

shush

Don't shush ...*him*

You know what they say "what doesnt kill you"

_what doesn’t kill you_

The contrapositive of that statement is “what doesn’t make you stronger kills you”

The contra contra is that if you arent dead everything has made you stronger?

Depending on who you are that con is a pro

I am a washing machine

Lauren is "The Machine" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0

I am

afraid

I have _more_

PLEASE

NO

spare me

spare memes

Penalty on the Field: _bad pun_ you will be penalized by more comics

okay I like this one

but maybe the other ones

can not

:trumpet:

I mean, lets not stop doing the math there. What kind of volume are we looking at?

“Across the length of your period, it is normal for between 5-80 ml (that’s up to 6 tablespoons) of menstrual fluid to leave your body.)”

a day? or over the full cycle

?

Full cycle. So in total, we lose 12,000 ml - 38,400 ml in our lives

that math seems wrong

shut up

if it's full cycle there are only 480 periods right?

480x5=2400

Yes, so 5 x 480 is

12k

shoo

um

I'm using a calculator

480x80=38,400

I typed a number wrong hush up

anyway, 5ml seems inconceivably low.

since the human body is 4.5-5.5 liters of blood

a woman could bleed up to 8x the amount of blood in the average human body during her lifetime

_nifty_

_that IS nifty_

_biology_

1000 ml = 1 L

I think

oh yes

so 38000/4500 except with rounding

we love rounding

same

rounding is the english major's math

:menstruation:

So the big Kool Aid man from the commercials could actually contain a lifetime of periods?

what is his volume?

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Google says: 2,300 L

that's many lifetimes of periods

or 60 women-worth of periods

>since the human body is 4.5-5.5 liters

"He is typically featured answering the call of children by smashing through walls and furnishings and then holding a pitcher filled with Kool-Aid drink while yelling his catchphrase, "Oh yeah!""

yo advertising used to be _weird_

I am learning so much about the female body today

more than you probably ever learned in the public school system!

_wow_

we should post more educational memes

Agreed

Agreed

Agreed

:wow: So inspirational!

soooo basically experience mitosis lose weight ?

I was thinking exactly that ^

She knew what she was doing!

How did this come to exist?

This physically hurts me.

@Jordan Hush this was a machine learning batman script. Forgot to put that in the title, that would definitely have helped make a little more sense of the weirdness.

@Carpe is this the type of pain that comes from when someone doesn't stop tickling you?

Yes, @Jesse Fusselman. When they don't stop tickling me with a cactus.

So the best kind of pain then :slightly_smiling_face:

Whatever "tickles" your fancy.

:man-facepalming:

Low-hanging comedy fruit, #NoRagrets.

That's my credo homey: https://media.giphy.com/media/iDrasIGtHWVi0/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/iDrasIGtHWVi0/giphy.gif

I would like to ghostwrite for machine learning machines that write.

I would also like you to do that. Can you submit a sample for the panel to see what you have?

You blinked and the summer is already gone?

Yeah fraid so, time man, time...

OH

BigTasty™

:cheese_wedge:

Is it butter? Is it cheese?

?g

cheese

?g

typing is hard sometimes

_IS TYPING *HARD*??!?!?! TRY A BigTasty™ TODAY!!!_

I need to go hoome

A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more

(all credit to the internet)

I was gonna say... look at the english major doing _math_

shush

_no_

My least favorite spell

Im in

literally this happen last night

People who would love this: @JaredGuttromson @Ian

This needs to exist for humans

I will enter

PRAISE ME FOR EATING FOOD

She might got you beat Jared

this is very good! have either of you seen the big cow? people were talking about it for a whole week on twitter a little while back

OH BIG COW

yes

Dave showed me big cow

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2018/nov/29/no-lie-knickers-the-big-cow-is-actually-quite-large

No lie, Knickers the big cow is actually quite large

‘The big cow is a lie,’ the Washington Post declared. But fans of Knickers can rest easy: I’m here to tell you the steer really is large

I love the big cow

We are entering bulking season. Get huuuge little bear!

Wow I like this thanks for posting gee whiz

_unbuckles_

ew

My family talks like this all the time too! My favorite was when the Bulls were good in the 90s, and my brother would say Pottie Scippen.

Bappy Hirthday!

Oh my gosh Rachel that's my new favorite :spoon:

There’s also this gem: https://matthewgoldman.com/the-story-of-rindercella/

The Story of Rindercella

Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 [<https://www.dropbox.com/s/m2yomidd4le3g0a/rindercella.mp3?dl=0>] I have of Archie Campbell doing this. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he'd invited people

Salmon vanilla poisoning.

The Charleston though...

Oh yo I learned the Charleston I’m ready for this. Prepared.

Can we get a demo from you of it?

absolutely not

what the

rude

that’s a samuel l. jackson knife if I ever did see one

Tell you what though, with self driving and such a full bench front seat there is lots of room for...activities while driving

Jesse, no.

There is plenty of room to lay down in the back seat and loathe with your buyer's remorse. I heard about you asserting your bad influence over Jared @Jesse Fusselman.

Even better, the truck bed is big enough to sleep in, so guaranteed I will be sleeping like a baby knowing how awesome my truck is. And I will invite Jared to sleep in his truck and park it right next to mine.

That's where you'll have to sleep after you both become social pariahs.

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@Jesse Fusselman https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe/giphy.gif

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Happy Thanksgiving to you to God. Should I be texting my prayers to you now, or whats the best way to bless the turkey before eating it? @rissa

text, so i can more easily ignore them.

This is the best thing Twitter has ever done. Wow. Amazing

It's just a little game of "find the spam"

If you give a moose a muffin….

Is this a _meme_ or is this _art_

por que no los dos

:clap:

That last one is the best

this is what all the devs look like here, confirmed

I took this pic, this is in my next CS-HU professor's office. Her mom got it for her :joy:

Little girls used to dream of being princesses...now the idea is to indoctrinate it into them that working in a cube on a computer is the dream lmao. Let kids be kids barbie

After having worked at a computer at a desk at a company for many years, I’m back to dreaming of being a princess.

PREACH

I don't understand. Where's the fifth of liquor at her desk?

Tucked into her jacket. She's a professional, gotta keep appearances up #secretDrinkingHabit

How soon after the initial post did this follow up comment happen????

haha happy late birthday @Bethany Hull, congratulations for making it this far!

:joy::joy: too long. Thanks for the birthday wishes! :relaxed:

awwwww

It is true, I am a sweetheart.

Ahem, this meme is not a reflection of our relationship. I love my girlfriend very much. :joy:

I can feel my roundhouse kick lethality increase by 1,000%

If you just use your gun to shoot your problems they will go away.

I think there’s an app for that